Let's just rip this Band-Aid off right now: Space Channel 5 VR — developed by Grounding Inc. for the PlayStation VR — is absurdly overpriced and hardly anyone will buy it.

I purchased the original Space Channel 5 for $40 back when it launched on the Dreamcast in 2000. Adjusting for inflation, that translates to $59.85 in 2020 dollars. By that standard — and only by that standard — would most people consider this $40 sequel a decent value. I cracked open a beer while downloading Space Channel 5 VR. That was a little over an hour ago (as I begin writing this). I’ve already blown through its anemic four-stage story mode and dabbled in its repetitive 100-stage marathon mode. I've seen nearly everything the game has to offer and my beer is still cold.

There isn’t a lot to do in this game is what I’m saying.

These are SC5VR's modes...and really only a couple of them are distinct game modes.

Space Channel 5 VR is an improbable sequel to the relatively obscure 20-year-old Dreamcast rhythm series. And damn, does it double down on that obscurity. SC5VR can only be played in virtual reality, and only while standing up, and only by flailing around with a pair of PlayStation Move remotes. It's exactly as niche as it sounds. I’m just trying to imagine the subset of Dreamcast fans who also fondly remember Space Channel 5, and happen to own a PSVR, and also have a pair of working Move controllers, and whose expectations for VR rhythm-based games haven’t been completely spoiled by the amazing Beat Saber and Rez: Infinite.

There are six of us. I’ve done the math.

The game's full title is Space Channel 5 Virtual Reality: Kinda Funky News Flash!, which is more of a synopsis than the name of a video game. We can also abbreviate it to SC5VRKFNF! in case that's any less ridiculous. In a weird hipster way, SC5VR’s commitment to remaining obscure is appropriately on brand for a Dreamcast throwback title and I respect it. However, that also means I won't hold my breath for a physical disc release.

OK. So now that I've railed against the game's profound lack of value and marketability, how is it?

Pretty damn fun, as it turns out.

The best way I can describe Space Channel 5 VR — both in terms of its premise and aesthetics — would be if a Hanna-Barbera crossover went awry. Like if the Scooby-Doo crew did the time travel thing, solved their mystery, and went back home...except Daphne was left stranded in a future space city. After working through that understandably traumatic situation, she briefly dated Judy Jetson, and then paid her way through journalism school with a night gig at a go-go bar. Seeking to reinvent herself, she dyed her hair pink, adopted “Ulala” as a pseudonym, and eventually landed a prestigious career as an intergalactic TV news correspondent.

You are Ulala’s intern.

Insomuch as Space Channel 5 VR's story even matters, it kinda has one and it's kinda dumb.

The galaxy is under attack by a giant fidget spinner while a mysterious alien force is hellbent on enslaving humankind— not for maniacal lab experiments or organ harvesting — but to feed an insatiable appetite for dance. Ulala is the would-be hero but because this is a first-person VR game (and presumably because Grounding needed an excuse to show her on screen at all times) you get to follow her around as a junior reporter/back-up dancer. Through a series of interstellar dance battles, you’ll mimic various “Simon Says” commands as you up/down/left/right/chu/dodge/pose! your way to the galaxy’s salvation. If you've played the original Space Chanel 5, it's basically the same shit but with Move motion controls.

You might have thought I was joking about that fidget spinner...

I've always had a soft spot for the original Space Channel 5 but after revisiting it last week, I was surprised by how much of a chore it felt like playing. I got through most of it, rescued Michael Jackson, grooved out to the 1966 acid jazz hit "Mexican Flyer" (also featured in SC5VR) and I really can't think of much else that's interesting about that game. I mean, its soundtrack obviously still slaps but even that’s available on Spotify now. To me, Space Channel 5 feels like less of a game I would "play" and more of an arduous thing to “get through." (R.I.P. Nostalgia)

Not so with SC5VR.

I’ve written before about the vaguely pseudo-apocalyptic futuristic aesthetic  of many Dreamcast-era games. Space Channel 5 is the opposite of those. It's bright. It's chipper. It's groovy. However I feel about playing it today, the original Space Channel 5 was instrumental in helping to define the Dreamcast's unabashed charm for me. And luckily, the VR sequel retains that vibe perfectly. In a way, Space Channel 5 VR almost feels like getting sucked into one of Sega’s "It's Thinking" TV ads from 1999. I personally consider that a good thing but your mileage may vary.

Apollo Smile...is not Ulala's voice actress in this game.

Broadly speaking, rhythm games fascinate me because they strip players of nearly all agency yet remain compelling when they distract us from that fact. I’m convinced the genre is at its best when it physically invests players in its rhythm and flow, whether via motion controls, quirky peripherals, telekinesis, or whatever. Provided those tools are reasonably seamless, they can help connect players more naturally to the experience. They lend a satisfying kinetic feel which becomes necessary in lieu of the lack of flexibility and experimentation inherent to these games' stringent structure. At the very least, when rhythm games reduce the space between our real life and in-game actions, we become more easily immersed in their cool sensory stuff.

Put another way: the more of an idiot I look like while playing a rhythm game, the more fun I’m probably having.

And so it is for Space Channel 5 VR. Honestly, the best thing I can say about my all-too-brief playthrough is that I probably looked like a bumbling dolt the whole time.
To be fair, the Move controls certainly aren’t perfect but they do feel surprisingly intuitive and accurate considering the decade-old technology they’re based on. And although I thought I’d be bummed about SC5VR’s lack of standard DualShock support, I’m not sure I’d use it anyway. The motion controls, VR presence, vibrant presentation, and catchy soundtrack all come together in a way that perfectly suits the kind of experience that Space Channel 5 always tried to be.

Space Channel 5 VR is a simple but highly enjoyable game. Although it still relies on the similarly rigid play structure of the original game, it feels far more forgiving, both in terms of input flexibility and fail states. For instance, you will only fail a stage after screwing up three combos in a row and the game gives you more leeway in the timing and motions for some of the dance commands. Sometimes it even let me perform the correct moves by accident.

In all, SC5VR is far more fun than stressful. Unlike the original game, I have yet to curse it for being a conniving little turd and failing to recognize the inputs I had so obviously nailed (ignoring, of course, all the ones I didn’t). I also feel like SC5VR gives me a pretty decent workout. I’m still a bit sweaty in case you needed to know that.

All about that lore? At least there are a bunch of character bios to read.

It says something that I just wish there was more of the game to enjoy because, sadly, I don’t see many people getting two Andrew Jacksons’ worth of play out of it. As much as I wish to support the devs for crafting a fun game and doing their part to preserve the Dreamcast spirit in the modern era, I can’t help but recommend waiting for a Kinda Funky Flash Sale.

Abysmal value aside, SC5VR is more than a fitting homage to a prolific Dreamcast title. Grounding Inc. did a solid job adapting the series for VR and I can’t shake the feeling that, two decades later, Space Channel 5 finally plays as it was always intended.

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